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NO NO'S
>
> THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
>
> 1. I can't reach
my license unless you hold my
> beer.
(OK in Texas)
>
> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
> detector wasn't
plugged in.
>
> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>
>
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
> keep up with me. Good job!
>
>
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>
> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
>
physical condition to be a police officer.
>
> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk,
are you?
>
> 8. I pay your salary!
>
> 9. Gee,
Officer! That's terrific. The last
> officer only gave me a warning, too!
>
>
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,
> just so one of us does.
>
> 11.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
> know there are no other cars around. That's how far
> ahead of
me they are.
>
> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes
> look red, have
you been drinking?" You probably
> shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
> glazed, have you been
eating doughnuts?"
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