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cops- What never to say

i'M GONNA TRY THESE WHEN I GET PULLED OVER. U KNOW WHAT ILL GET PULLED OVER JUST TO TRY THEM.

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 NO NO'S
>
> THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
>
>     1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my
> beer.                (OK in Texas)
>
>     2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
> detector wasn't plugged in.
>
>     3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>
>     4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
> keep up with me. Good job!
>
>     5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>
>     6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
> physical condition to be a police officer.
>
>     7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>
>     8. I pay your salary!
>
>     9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last
> officer only gave me a warning, too!
>
>     10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,
> just so one of us does.
>
>     11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
> know there are no other cars around. That's how far
> ahead of me they are.
>
>     12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes
> look red, have you been drinking?" You probably
> shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
> glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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