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great things to say in an elevator

haha...im tryin these


> >Some of these are just plain horrible but they are hilarious
nonetheless...
> >


> >
> >1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
> >2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to
other
> >passengers.
> >
> >3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut
up
> >dangit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
> >
> >4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
> >
> >5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
> >
> >6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
> >elevator.
> >
> >7. Shave.
> >
> >8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask,
"Got
> >enough air in there?"
> >
> >9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your
> >upside-down.
> >
> >10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without
> >getting off.
> >
> >11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors
open,
> >then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
> >
> >12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet
Willy?"
> >
> >13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and
ask
> >them to call you "Admiral."
> >
> >14. One word: Flatulence!
> >
> >15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open
> >until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
> >bottom.
> >
> >16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
> >
> >17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce:
> >"I've got new socks on."
> >
> >18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not
now,
> >darn motion sickness!"
> >
> >19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
> >
> >20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"
> >
> >21. Meow occasionally.
> >
> >22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
> >
> >23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
> >
> >24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
> >
> >25. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
> >
> >26. Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
> >
> >27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
> >
> >28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one
of
> >THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
> >
> >29. Leave a box between the doors.
> >
> >30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
> >
> >31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
> >
> >32. Start a sing-along.
> >
> >33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your
> >beeper?"
> >
> >34. Play the accordion.
> >
> >35. Shadow box.
> >
> >36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
> >
> >37. Lean against the button panel.
> >
> >38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red
buttons.
> >
> >39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
> >
> >40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other
> >passengers that this is your "personal space."
> >
> >41. Bring a chair along.
> >
> >42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see
wha
in
> >muh mouf??"
> >
> >43. Blow spit bubbles.
> >
> >44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
> >
> >45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host
body."
> >
> >46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
> >
> >47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
> >
> >48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
> >
> >49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
> >
> >50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD
TOUCH!"