>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
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> >1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
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> >2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
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> >3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second
> >person.
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> >4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
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> >5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
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> >6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
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> >7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
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> >8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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> >9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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> >10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.