Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
Proud mother of a delinquent child!

If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

My child beat up your honor student!
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
Horn Broke. Watch For Finger!

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.

0-60 in 15 minutes!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
I brake for no apparent reason.