First God created man...THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!!

I taught you everything you know but not everything   I KNOW

the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle

*See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*

I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on

I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~

Wit a X n' a O im out lyke whoa

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

I'm not a blonde!!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!

give me a vodka on the rocks....hold the vodka i'm a designated driver...umm soo....give me glass of ice and that'd be nice!! !

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!  Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful!

I may not always be rite but im NEVER wrong!

*~*Be MorE CsoncerneD AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!*~*

I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

*U see, U like, U try, U fail...-mEaNwHiLe-...I see, I like, I want, I get!*

Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

guys r pigs ...... n of course i always get the runt

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

.·*xºunTiL dA oCeaN dOEseN't toUCh dA sANDº x x  º i WiLL nEver BE an *NsYnC FaNº xøº°´°ºø   

"it's quality not quantity"

an angel is what i was meant to be thats why bein sweet come so naturally!

Friends r like stars they come and go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

who would win a fight...a cougar or a bear?

let them notice you, not you notice them

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.

*Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL*

The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water

~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~

*FrIeNdShIp Is JuSt A wOrD bUt My GiRlS gIvE iT a MeAnInG*

it takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen

Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we call it the present!

**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**

Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults.

DONT PLAYA HATE PARTICIPATE APRECIATE N CONGRATULATE

As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!

IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT AIN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"

Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.

dreams can come true if u take the time to think about what u want in life

*....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....*

X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE!!!!!!

You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes,You may kill me with your hatefullness, But still, like air, I'll rise.

money and looks aren't everything.... but its all i got!

It's hard to be humble when you're this hot!!!

i am independant and abusive...stay out of my way...

The only difference between meh and yew Is that I make being a Princess Look Good!

When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!

no where on  your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

if all my gurls jumped off a bridge i wouldn't jump with them, i'd be at the bottom to catch them!

YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe

Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?

I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !

I kNoW iVe AlWaYs BeEn BlEsSeD CaUsE Im A pReTtY pRiNcEsS

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??

DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!

sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them

this day was a total waste of make-up

dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

*ONLY 10% of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they ALL* *went it WOULD be HELL!*

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there. 

you think ur so cool-- u think ur all that-- well ppsshh--- whuts up with that?

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

be kewl dont go to skool

I was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven, but when I was in hell I hit on the devil 2 much

Trying to be popular is not being true to yourself~

The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all it the one who argues with him

Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

~IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCLATE CHIPS~

I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden
I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
 I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend he gave me you

~*never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose!!*~

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

People Create their own Drama.

I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.

We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!

girls are so complex, they confuse themselves

i belive in angels because I am one!!

ur envy creates my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper?

*A DaY WiThOuT LiGhT iS.. LiKe... WeLL... UmMM.. NiGhT!*

Don't smoke, cause it'll make you choke .

*I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*

IN THE END, ONLY KINDNESS MATTERS

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!

Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!

couriosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder!

Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate!

If you really cared, you would leave me alone!

NO OFFICER THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!

Cheerleaders are angels cuz we're the only humans who can fly!

I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best

Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls

"When one door closes, Another one opens, Sometimes We look so long at the closed door, We don't see the one that has opened..."

I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :)

Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, anit been shoppin at the right malls~!

yea there actually is an "end" in friendship

i dont have a cow so i dont need your bull!

ur as deep as a kiddie pool

*If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?*

*Friends last forever, but Boyfriends only last you so long!*

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in people, than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.

Geeks are like dogs... they'll drool all over u

*Everyone has a life lesson to learn..some of us have already learned ours..and others will in time!*

Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely.

Cheerleaders r the best cause we can fly, jump, flip, and we can kick off the pests