Maybe this world is another planet's hell

Does the noise in my head bother you?

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
- Matt Groening.

In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots.

It happens. Sometimes people just explode. Natural causes.

"Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite."