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Only in America

These will show you how smart Americans really are!

only in america .......
             Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulence.
              are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink
        do drugstore make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store   to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
      do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering 
     do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in pachages of eight
do people order a double cheese bburger, large fries, and a diet coke
     do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter
     do we have answering machines to screen calls an dthen have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place
     do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
     do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning many and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures"
    In case you dont think the american race is bad enough look at these!
        On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."  (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair) 


      On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap"  (And that would be how??)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost" (But it's *just* a suggestion)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down" (OOPS too late)

   On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness" (One would hope)

   On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."  (no DUH)
On a child's Superman Costume: "Wearing this costume does not enable you to fly."  


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