only in america .......
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulence.
are there handicapped
parking places in front of a skating rink
do drugstore
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in pachages of eight
do people order a double cheese bburger,
large fries, and a diet coke
do banks
leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter
do
we have answering machines to screen calls an dthen have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place
do
we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
do
we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning many and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking
creatures"
In case you dont think the american race is bad enough look at
these!
On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee, that's the only time I have to
work on my hair)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap" (And
that would be how??)
On
some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost" (But it's *just* a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down" (OOPS too late)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness" (One would hope)
On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (no DUH)
On a child's Superman Costume: "Wearing this costume
does not enable you to fly."
