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>
> AS I MATURE
>
>
>
I've learned that you cannot make
> someone love you. All you can do is
>
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>
> I've learned that no matter how
>
much I care, some people are just
> assholes.
>
> I've learned that
it takes years
> to build up trust, and it only takes
> suspicion, not proof, to
destroy it.
>
> I've learned that you can get by
> on charm for about fifteen
minutes.
> After that, you'd better have a
> big weenie or huge boobs.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't
> compare yourself to others - they are
>
more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that you can keep puking
>
long after you think you're finished.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible
>
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
>
> I've learned that regardless of how
> hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
> the passion fades, and there had
> better be a lot of money to take its place.
>
> I've learned that the people
you care most
> about in life are taken from you too soon
> and all the less
important ones just never
> go away.
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